Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
