so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
apparently the secret to your success is patron
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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