8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I need moral support for this bender
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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