I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
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I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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