At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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