I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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