Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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