Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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