my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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