I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
of course. lets lasso hookers.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
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