so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
