look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
The best revenge is premature balding
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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