sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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