I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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