Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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