I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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We just shotgunned beers for America
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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