I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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