my vag is so smooth its legendary
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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