Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
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I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize