going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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