K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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