I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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