Will you blow on my dice?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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