we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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