4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I think I won the penis lottery.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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