Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
