he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I think a kid would responsible me up
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
