Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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