Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
someone owes me an orgasm
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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