i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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