Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
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no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
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I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Come share oat with me in your robe
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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