why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
it was like eating out sand paper
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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