We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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