I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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