Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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