He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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