The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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