After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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