I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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