Don't you send me to vm
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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