No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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