when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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