TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee