My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
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i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.