Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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