Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.