their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.