He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.