she was so not down for the gang bang
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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