If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Randomize
