i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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