I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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