i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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