Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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