let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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