I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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