You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
He kissed a someone with a penis
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
