the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize