She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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