you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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