I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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