u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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