So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
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I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize